What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?